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Machine-Reaper
Machine-Reaper - - 2,229 comments

Samurai: back in my day we used to bisect spine from body with great blades,
now our pathetic and useless progeny bisects women unmentionables...

what next will they do? refuse to have children and die as virgin old men?

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Kark-Jocke AuthorOnline
Kark-Jocke - - 14,704 comments

"what next will they do? refuse to have children and die as virgin old men?"

Aah, I thought it already happening, that would explain the reason for Why Japan's population declining report in 2022. But I'm 31 now and not even I had... well Done it, but I do want children, just with the right person, which is really difficult today with all the weird things going on...

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Machine-Reaper
Machine-Reaper - - 2,229 comments

better to have beautiful children and help them grow up to become mighty people of all sorts instead of dying as an old virgin men with anime waifu.

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Kark-Jocke AuthorOnline
Kark-Jocke - - 14,704 comments

I would say that anime girls are incredibly beautiful characters with many different personalities that come with it that many people fall in love with very quickly and all that, but that's about it. They aren't real. If people can't split the difference between fantasy and reality they end up alone if they want more of Non-Real girls.

The same goes for game characters in video games, you can use as much VR as you want with (Tuch-Tech) but that won't give you kids in real life.

After seeing all the craziness going on these last years with LGBTQ, Women's Equality Fight, Activists, Protesters, Identity politics, and along with many other things. I'd would rather be single and watch anime girls than end up with a crazy person, just because someone wants a relationship.

So all I'm saying is that I'm not against relationships and having children, but I'm not doing it with the first person I see just because I want to build a family. But yeah I totally agree that nothing would make be more happier than having beautiful children and helping them grow up to become great people one day with a girl I truly trust that I would love to all my wife one day.

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,020 comments

It's truly unfortunate how few women are worth marrying these days.

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Kark-Jocke AuthorOnline
Kark-Jocke - - 14,704 comments

Yes, and the most dangerous time to find one is just a month away.

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,020 comments

I'm sorry, but I don't get the joke you're trying to make.

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Kark-Jocke AuthorOnline
Kark-Jocke - - 14,704 comments

That's the thing. It's not a joke. (Pride Month)

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,020 comments

Oooh I get it now.

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Tsubasa-Ozora
Tsubasa-Ozora - - 820 comments

Love. It's like trying to grasp a fistful of sand, the harder you squeeze, the more it slips away. Some people don't understand that you cannot possess/own another human being or that you should let them go when love fades away.

It's more of a Jedi path when you're compassionate and empathetic, while being avaricious is the path of destruction. To paraphrase Obi-Wan: All things pass, even stars die out, if you cling to someone or something beyond its time, it's a path of misery, Jedi do not hold on to the past. Jedi do not form attachments.

I guess there should be a happy medium and that being a Jedi is harder than anyone can realize, but it's better to let go instead of destroying everything and everyone on your path of greed and destruction.

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