Crack-Life is a retarded, unfunny, racist, offensive mod. It was made from total boredom. It features a bunch of overused jokes and memes that only get more annoying every time you hear them.
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After a long period of silence, Crack-Life: Anniversary makes a return with an upcoming Campaign update.
It is the alternate universe - Fordon Greeman fails miserably at microwaving a piece of giant cheese and is sent to Xenbabwe. While inhabited and colonized by humans, the borderworld is suffering a major dispute between the major frozen pizza brands: Dr. Oetker and Original Wagner for control of Xen's (Xenbia, Xenbabwe) resources. It is up to our hero to restore order and steady flow of frozen pizzas to earth, otherwise humanity shall fall!
Stay tuned for an upcoming major Crack-Life: Anniversary update somewhere this year!
Crack-Life: Anniversary v1.1 Released!
News 23 commentsThe 1.1 AAA Developer post-release bug fix up update is here!
Anniversary and future updates
News 10 commentsAs soon as Crack-Life: Anniversary was released, we've received some criticism on how the mod handles, specifically how well can it run without crashing...
Crack-Life: Anniversary Release
News 4 commentsThe not so long awaited mod has been released after an extremely rushed development cycle involving large doses of crack!
Crack-Life 10 Year Anniversary
News 12 commentsIt's been 10 years since the first ever Crack-Life has been released. Crack-Life now returns with an Anniversary edition, containing various improvements...
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Crack-Life: Anniversary v1.1
Full Version 81 commentsCrack-Life: Anniversary. An edition of Crack-Life created as a celebration to the mod's 10 year anniversary. This is the 1.1 Update: The AAA Developer...
Crack-Life: Campaign Mode
Full Version 148 commentsA new crack-life adventure, opens up to you, with tons of new enemies and weapons. After Fordon Greeman came back from Nazi Germany, he was arrested and...
Crack-Life
Full Version 110 commentsThe first full version of crack-life. Don't bother telling me the bugs since I am not going to fix most of them, I have other things I am planning to...
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Do I need to download all the files to play? 264K
This mod is crazy, I liked it.
bro i tried extracting this into my half life folder and nothings been happening help me
this mod does add inches to your ****
A p p l e z
way better then hunt down the freeman
We're so back dude
2024 getting better
we're kicking off 2024 with a bang. First with the Epstein flight logs and now Crack-Life Anniversary (yet again)
Took me 10, if not more, years to realize the man who made this skitzoid mod was an average 'Naujininkai' inhabitant. At least the zombies seem to be from Naujanai.
Hi, siemka, I have a question: when are you planning to release the update? As I can see from the trailer, the main part of the mod is completed.